9/27/2007

Michael Challenges Grandma's Permissiveness

Less than an hour later, I have changed my mind. If, within 24 hours, Michael has progressed from turning pages, to crumpling pages, to tearing out whole pages, will he be decimating our book collection within a month? Note how pleased with himself he seems. Anne and I have decided to discourage tearing books, even Richard Scary. Our friend Sarah suggests giving him magazines to rip and crumple. I tried giving him the New Yorker (2006 issue); it crumpled beautifully, but it didn't tear easily. He didn't like it as much; he didn't laugh at the cartoons.

Rose challenges:
We all know you didn't like those books, mom. Don't try to pin this on Nate.

His dad is less skeptical:
The first thing he shredded, a few weeks ago, was an ad I had pulled out of the Sunday Times for a limited-edition Mets commemorative Christmas ornament which Anne and I were thinking about getting for Rose. He really chewed, drooled, and tore it to soggy pieces. I don't know if that means he's a Mets fan and was just trying to rip out the coupon so we could order it immediately...or more likely, he instinctively hates the Mets for what they did to the Red Sox in 1986.

Please vote on whether Michael should tear Richard Scary books or the New Yorker.


3 comments:

Sarah said...

I personally always loved the Richard Scarry books. If Nate loves tearing out pages he can go nuts on old magazines. Isaac absolutely loved that "activity."

Liz said...

Mom, I bet he will come around. I think he just feels the way about books that you felt about TV in 1976. People change and I'm sure he will grow into a devoted reader ;)

Liz said...

p.s. I am with Sarah - looooved the Richard Scarry books. If he tears up your New Yorkers, you don't have to feel guilty when they pile up without you having a chance to read them.